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Let
me introduce you to the genius behind Hollowood Music and
Sound's Service Department.
'Electric Bill' Carnell
written
by Tony Aiello
In
late 2006, Bill Carnell passed on and is no longer with us.
These are just some of my memories of Bill. He was, to say
the least, an eccentric. Bill was a bit rough around the edges,
but once you got to know him, he became a big old teddy bear.
Maybe a somewhat rabid teddy bear. But nevertheless, when
I mentioned the word 'genius' earlier, I meant it. The man
could just look at something, and in a matter of moments could
tell you not only what the problem was, but what caused it
and what it takes to repair it. His shop was in the basement
and there was always some cool jazz playing on his stereo
system. Bill was a major jazz buff, as am I. Although a genius,
his manner of testing things was somewhat odd and unexpected.
Every so often the sound of the music would be drowned out
by a sound from hell vibrating the entire store to the third
floor. Sounds such as him yelling into a microphone, cranking
a guitar amp to eleven, frequency sweeping a speaker, and
his almost 'Tourettes Syndrome' sounding outbursts of "CUDA"
or "STOP IT!", to name a few. There were also smells
eminating up from the basement that no one could identify.
Is he cooking? Is something burning? We always had to go downstairs
to invesitgate. And there was his somewhat artistic editing
of photos, signs, and labels, with an exacto knife, and maybe
adding a lithium battery wired to some LED's, that made Photoshop
seem almost undesireable. One of Bill's favorite tricks to
play on me was to, as he used to say, "Walk up to a keyboard,
turn the volume on ten, hit the DEMO button, and run like
hell!" Bill had a great sense of humor. The 'basement
troll', as we liked to call him, in the early 1970's ran a
pirate radio station and broadcasted from the basement of
a downtown business (until he was caught). He often would
record the broadcasts and continued making recordings for
his friends and family with Bill doing all the voiceovers
and special effects, which he was doing long before the effects
techology existed.
For over 20 years at Hollowood's, Bill was a friend, a colleague,
a hell of an electronic service man, a war veteran, truly
one of a kind, and now, surely missed.
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